Bad Breath, Bad Tattoos, and Bad Hair

Another day, another alternate reality. Sir Woofred Houndsley III a.k.a Barfy narrates yet another perilous adventure with the not-at-all-alike twins Keely and Simon. After a ride in the stomach of a giant sea creature, Simon, Keely and Barfy find themselves not only on a strange not-on-the-map island, but discover each of them has been transformed in a not-very-nice way. Something to do with tattoos, bad breath and bad hair. Before returning home, they must somehow transform back to their old selves to save themselves from complete embarrassment. They discover that the cure might be worse than the embarrassment.