Action Movie: The Play

You want ACTION? We got ACTION You want LAFFS? We got LAFFS You want a play with a CAR CHASE, an ALLIGATOR ATTACK, and A BUNCH OF SUPER-COOL FIGHT SCENES? Hoo boy, have we got something for you When wiseacre supervillain John Kreegar gets his filthy mitts on an eldritch artifact of terrible power, everybody's ass is up for grabs Luckily, the mysterious Dr. Xylene is putting together a fantastic team of good guys to fix Kreegar's wagon but good Comedy, combat, and crazy stage magic all come together to mainline a blast of utter theatrical delight straight to your cerebral cortex Cyborgs Henchmen Girl Scouts THIS PLAY HAS IT ALL, BUDDY