1000 Ideas

Ever wonder what not to do with your life? We've got you covered. How Not To is the world's most uselessly useful guide to modern living. Packed with 1000 pieces of brilliantly bad advice, this book takes you on a hilarious journey through everything you shouldn't do-from dating disasters and career-killing moves to social faux pas and health hacks gone horribly wrong. Each page delivers a bite-sized "don't" with a wink, showing you how to fail spectacularly, awkwardly, and with just enough self-awareness to laugh at yourself along the way. It's satire, it's wisdom in disguise, and it's probably the best worst advice you'll ever read. Whether you're looking to ruin a job interview, overshare at a dinner party, ghost your dentist, or text your ex at 2AM (again), How Not To is your go-to guide for doing life hilariously wrong. 1000 hilariously bad ideas you definitely shouldn't try (but might anyway) Reverse advice for every part of life: love, work, health, money, social life & more Equal parts self-sabotage and self-awareness Learn how not to: flirt, network, raise a child, start a cult, go viral, or survive a Monday A masterclass in life mistakes-written so you don't have to make them (but you still might) Perfect for fans of satire, anti-self-help, and laughing at the absurdity of modern life Warning: Not suitable for people without a sense of humor