Death to Everyone

When Dublin loser Humphrey Hardly falls for a sexed teenager fifteen years his junior, he has reason to regret a suicidal bet made with a local villain. This bet: the year's number of road fatalities will exceed the total from the previous year.

With December drawing to a close and the death toll on Ireland's roads significantly down, Humphrey's inventive drive to survive the bet unravels in an unexpected and troubling way.